when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank
they’re married now
wet dream: being financially secure with a career i enjoy
WHY DO PARENTS ALWAYS RUIN YOUR DAY AND THEN ACT LIKE THEY DIDNT RUIN YOUR DAY AND WONDER WHY YOURE IN A BAD MOOD
Wait, wait, wait, I have an amazing new idea. How about we fix the American school system.
the first time you hit post limit is like losing your tumblr virginity
i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with